Mario stomps on your head in Real 3D
i'm laurel

furryprovocateur:

internetslug:

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do you think snake cummed a bit during this

i know i did

(via puyopuyo)

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

my most problematic trait probably is that i love danganronpa and i don’t care about how much it sucks or whatever. it’s fun as fuck

oh to expand on this a bit i fucking love komaeda. i know he’s a stupid meme guy at this point but his character is so interesting in the context of the story actually one of my top video game guys.

leokelly:

Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

(via hungwy)

blissfulstatic:

EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding “"the eight pages”“ are pretty ”“slender”“ if this ”“man”“ keeps following me around!!!

(via ryjora)

snarthurt:

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this image is so raw and real. ive been thinking about it for weeks

(via hungwy)

malcolmcooks:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

takineko:

fairyofthemoon:

beesmygod:

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

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Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

she had babies with a what

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(via kirafrog)

grawly:

auttoton:

grawly:

grawly:

they should bring back 2013

my parents forgot my birthday that year but i bet we can make it work

so what you’re saying is we need to bring back the year of Luigi

what im saying is we need to bring back the year of Luigi

(via puyopuyo)

bunnygirlskull:

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

(via lmaonade)

aphr0dyke:

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this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

(via bunjywunjy)

rocatex:

rocatex:

pwenisblast:

if i had a dick i would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed

Dont do this you will get dirt in your penis hole :((

Or so I’ve heard

(via lizu-to-aoi-tori)

cryptotheism:

A good gimmick blog adds something to a post. It’s why those “I-give-people-x” blogs are annoying as hell, but “Identifying-cars-in-posts” is funny. Identifying a car by a few blurry pixels is humorous and impressive, and the audience gets to learn something.

Plus it can be a punchline. An image of two huge hairy men fucking on the hood of a car is not necessarily humorous, but knowing the exact make and model of the car upon which they fuck can add some character to the scene.

(via ryjora)

Anonymous asked:

we’re you born a misogynist or do you think society (porn) made you that way?

sapphling:

society (porn)